Thursday, June 14, 2012

Suggested headlines for the news story that says you’re canning 1/3rd of your staff and killing the newspaper

Economists predict local prices of office furniture to drop

New streamlined paper will fit in your pocket

Newspaper preparing to hire wave of free-lancers

Imagine reading the news in 10 seconds? Soon you can!

Answer to America’s obesity problem? We’re losing weight!

We’re cutting the news you didn’t want to read

No news is good news, and we’re bringing more!

New Earth-friendly paper will save trees

Newspaper bats torrid .667 with work force

Coming soon: Our five-part series on unemployment
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1 comment:

  1. manxJune 14, 2012 at 12:31 PM

    It's the Daily Newwwwwwwws 5th, New York's hometown ev-er-y-thing and of course we're joined in the booth by our good buddy, Mark Feinsand.

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