Thursday, July 19, 2012

Brett's Elbow May Have Been Stolen And Sold As Part Of Body Part Scandal


The news broke today that more than 1 billion body parts have been illegally harvested and sold for profit.

The Doctors, as we know, have so far been unable to diagnose what is wrong with Brett Gardner's elbow.

Perhaps that is because he no longer has one.  A Red Socks terrorist may well have visited him in his sleep and removed it. It may now be on the best throwing arm of the wino population in South Boston.

If we don't get an answer to the contrary soon, then this mystery is solved.

Watch yourselves everyone.
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1 comment:

  1. pepitoneJuly 19, 2012 at 9:20 PM

    I lost my ass in a poker game in 1983. I hope that the person that has it isn't using it for anything "weird."

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