Hey, what's so bad about a blowout!

Whenever I hear people mope and whine about a lopsided win, I say, "Cheer up, pal. If you don't stop and smell the coffee, you'll miss some of the great moments of life."

Last night, the Yankiverse was treated to an ol' fashioned whumpin.' A true delight to behold! A cornucopia of good tidings! And I, for one, am not afraid to go on record bending over and telling the team, "Thank you, sir, may I have another."

Sweet.

Thank you, Yankees. May I have another?