In historic appreciation for service, fear of curse and betrayal of the democratic process, Robert John Valentine is named September IT IS HIGH/LUNCHABLES YANKEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
Congratulations, Bobby V, on this unprecedented achievement.
Next, how about a national petition asking the Yankees to retire Valentine's No. 25?
For some reason, I used to like Bobby when he piloted the Mets, but now I have come to grips with the fact that he's an aggressively confrontational dickwad with serious psychological issues.
And after his incredibly inept and pathetic performance this year, I have never loved him more. Maybe we can pitch in and buy him a taller bike.
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For some reason, I used to like Bobby when he piloted the Mets, but now I have come to grips with the fact that he's an aggressively confrontational dickwad with serious psychological issues.
ReplyDeleteAnd after his incredibly inept and pathetic performance this year, I have never loved him more. Maybe we can pitch in and buy him a taller bike.
He hurt the Redsocks more than a dozen Bucky Dents and Aaron Boones.
ReplyDeleteHis nickname should not be Bobby V.
It should be Bucky Boone.