Friday, October 5, 2012

Introducing the Yankee starting lineup, according to auto-correct

ss Derek Jesus
lf Icicle Suture
3b Alex Rodent 
2b Robber Cannot
1b Mark Texture
rf Nick Swishes
c Russell Martin
cf Curtain Grandeur
rf Raul Ibid 

p Andy Petite 
p C Sabbath 
p Hiring Kurd

OK, boys, let's beat Bud Seller's wild card.
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2 comments:

  1. StangOctober 5, 2012 at 4:54 PM

    John needs to know about this. The effect it could have on home run calls...

    If Suzyn can explain to him what 'autocorrect' is.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 5, 2012 at 6:53 PM

    Well John, imagine you are saying it is high, it is far, and a machine interrupts and says it is caught. That's autocorrect, but applied to those big words you sometimes misuse. Describing a pitcher as peregrinating the mound was spot on however.

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