“John had no guile. He didn’t understand it when people were mean to him because he could never be mean to anybody."—Suzyn Waldman
Thursday, December 20, 2012
KIM KARDASHIAN'S PAGE SIX CELEBRITY UPDATE FOR DOOMSDAY
(SPECIAL TO PAGE SIX) "OMG! Just coughed up blood,
gross!" voluptuous Kim Kardashian tweeted Friday, dazzling
onlookers in spray-on leotards, a tank top and mile-high stilettos, while
touring abandoned Hollywood pharmacies in search of leftover antibiotics. Along
with super-stud boyfriend Kanye West, the toned and shapely reality TV temptress
dutifully covered her nose and mouth - but little
else - as she joined celebrity looters in emptying the shelves for
undisclosed charities. A jubilant Kim emerged with an armful of laxatives and
cough syrup, which she later sipped on the curb with bankrupt sideshow mega-siren
Octomom, who is said to be dating her hospice attendant. "Got me a
syrup fix, but threw it up, ugh!" Kim twittered later, adding a
frowny face. Hey, to keep up with the Kardashians, this death plague better go viral.

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