Friday, January 4, 2013

Are the Yankees in decline? Today, they just signed... ladies and gentlemen... RUSSSSS CANZLERRRRRRRRR!

Cleveland waived him. 

Ha.

We solve our RH RF-DH problem... at a fraction of the cost!
Smart homemakers always choose Canzler.

(Somebody buy him a razor.)

3 comments:

  1. Jim "Bulldog" BoutonJanuary 4, 2013 at 5:19 PM

    This time, you're wrong, El Duque. Russ Canzler is the Dooley Womack of the current free agent market. Like Dooley Womack, he's a franchise player, a fearsome presence in the dugout. The sight of Russ Canzler in the on-deck circle will unnerve even a Cy Young winner. His acquisition promises a return to the dizzying standards of 1966-1968, the era in which Mantle, with Dooley Womack on the mound, hit his 500th home run. Welcome Russ Canzler to the soon-to-be (again) World Champion New York Yankees!

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  2. He hails from the same hometown as Joe Maddon (Hazleton, PA) which happens to be my hometown as well. So there's that . . .

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  3. Yow! They just designated Chris Dickerson for assignment because of this guy! Dickerson gets bumped for a Cleveland reject? Say it ain't so!

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