Note: This is NOT the sock Schilling wore to beat the Yankees.
"In truth, there were two Bloody Socks, but only one survives today, the ALCS specimen unceremoniously discarded in a Yankee Stadium dumpster after Schilling's seven innings of one-run brilliance forced a decisive Game Seven. Here we present the World Series Game Two model, consigned to this auction by Mr. Schilling himself after the sock's retrieval from a Baseball Hall of Fame display."
The guy called Cooperstown to get it back, so he can pay off his debts.
"In truth, there were two Bloody Socks, but only one survives today, the ALCS specimen unceremoniously discarded in a Yankee Stadium dumpster after Schilling's seven innings of one-run brilliance forced a decisive Game Seven. Here we present the World Series Game Two model, consigned to this auction by Mr. Schilling himself after the sock's retrieval from a Baseball Hall of Fame display."
The guy called Cooperstown to get it back, so he can pay off his debts.
I bid 30 silver denari.
ReplyDeleteNice try, Iscariot. But I gave him 50 silver denari. And Schilling promised to triple it in 72 hours. Then he skipped town. Anybody got his phone number? I can't get through to talk radio.
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