Please allow me to elaborate further. If I became a New York Yankee I would (a) organize Joe Girardi's binder; (b) wrap gift baskets for Jeter's one-night stands; (c) dispose of Grandyman's used bubblegum; (d) massage A-Rod's posterior between innings so that he didn't cramp up; (e) enroll in anger management classes with Kevin Youkilis; (f) attend AA meetings with Michael Pineda; (g) buy a helmet for Gary Sanchez; and (h) worship John Sterling. That better now? Thanks. David PS Is Suzyn married?
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No amount of hair can improve THAT mug. That fella is so ugly he looks like he's been whopped with an ugly stick.
ReplyDeletePlease allow me to elaborate further. If I became a New York Yankee I would (a) organize Joe Girardi's binder; (b) wrap gift baskets for Jeter's one-night stands; (c) dispose of Grandyman's used bubblegum; (d) massage A-Rod's posterior between innings so that he didn't cramp up; (e) enroll in anger management classes with Kevin Youkilis; (f) attend AA meetings with Michael Pineda; (g) buy a helmet for Gary Sanchez; and (h) worship John Sterling. That better now? Thanks. David PS Is Suzyn married?
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