Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Exicardo Cayones and Kramer Sneed: The Poem

(Note: The Yankees today completed the deal for Vernon Wells by trading to the Angels Exicardo Cayones and Kramer Sneed. The Yankees originally obtained Cayones in the AJ Burnett trade.)


If you find your team in trouble,
A new old slugger's what you need,
Send them packing, on the double:
Exicardo Cayones and Kramer Sneed!

Vernon Wells, he's coming for you,
His bat, it's nearly gone to seed.
He'll hit at least .222!
For Exicardo Cayones and Kramer Sneed!

It's yet another Tampa raid,
That Cashman, he's got some cojones!
Last vestige of the AJ trade!
Kramer Sneed and Exicardo Cayones!
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