1. Peter Parker’s spider-sense tingles whenever
near a garbage plate.
2. J. Jonah Jameson’s anti-Spider-Man editorials
accompanied with Gannett pie-charts.
3. Movie soundtrack includes song by Duke
Jupiter.
4. Kraven the Hunter teams with new villain, Zweigle’s
the Pop-Open.
5. Peter’s new pal at newspaper: Nick Tahoe.
6. Green Goblin goes on rampage after learning
he’s local nickname for can of Genny Cream.
7. Peter increasingly worried about Aunt May
spending all time at strange new place called “Wegmans.”
8. Doctor Octopus given contact lenses in ceremonies
at Bausch & Lomb.
9. Lizard’s plan to destroy city disrupted
when can’t find exit on 1-490 Can of Worms.
10. Gwen enrolls at Monroe Community College, puts
on 30 pounds.
As a proud Rochesterfarian, I say only this, the problem with this movie will have nothing to do with it being shot in Rochester. Go Wings.
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