Nose bleed vs. toothache
VCR vs. 8-track
Dodo vs. Passenger Pigeon
Jose Canseco vs. Roger Clemens
Atom vs. Ant Man
Mungo Jerry vs. Vanilla Ice
Carl Paladino vs. Allen West
Liver vs. spinach
Rhode Island vs. Nevada
Mets vs. Padres
Driven to the cellar...by Jeep.
ReplyDeleteI'll listen to the game at the office on MLB.com, using the audio money-grubbing arm of our beloved sport. But I may start drinking early.