Thursday, June 13, 2013

Possible NY Post front pages about Rupert Murdoch's divorce


Rupert Murdoch , 82, is getting a divorce from his wife of 14 years, Wendi Deng Murdoch, 44. How should the NY Post report this? 

Fortunately, the paper already has a wellspring of ideas from which to draw.

1.   Just follow it like any tragic marriage.



2.   Note that Wendi, being a woman, 
suffers from an insatiable thirst for sex.



3.    Everyone loves a pun.
Maybe Rupert wasn’t “Denging” her enough.



4.   Is it possible that they got the wrong couple?



5. Nobody ever gets tired of blaming Tiger.



6. Note that Wendi, being a woman,
must be a horrible gorgon.



7. It's sad, but journalists realize that 
the marriage was always going to end someday.



8. Was she involved with any hanky-panky?



9. Maybe the best way
is to just deny that it will happen.


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