Possible NY Post front pages about Rupert Murdoch's divorce

Rupert Murdoch , 82, is getting a divorce from his wife of 14 years, Wendi Deng Murdoch, 44. How should the NY Post report this? 

Fortunately, the paper already has a wellspring of ideas from which to draw.

1.   Just follow it like any tragic marriage.

2.   Note that Wendi, being a woman, 

suffers from an insatiable thirst for sex.

3.    Everyone loves a pun.

Maybe Rupert wasn’t “Denging” her enough.

4.   Is it possible that they got the wrong couple?

5. Nobody ever gets tired of blaming Tiger.

6. Note that Wendi, being a woman,

must be a horrible gorgon.

7. It's sad, but journalists realize that 

the marriage was always going to end someday.

8. Was she involved with any hanky-panky?

9. Maybe the best way
is to just deny that it will happen.