How very kind of the sign-bearing Yankee fan to bring Ben Affleck to the Stadium tonight. Ben may have come from a good family, but there's something just not quite right about that boy.
Hey, man, you'd be depressed and drunk, too, if the Yankees signed a guy with bigger ears than you! Somebody check Lillibridge's ears for PEDs. Nobody's got natural ears like that except maybe Dumbo or Bugs Bunny.
You know assholes, this blog has a search function. I searched and found ZERO mention of Corey Black in this blog until you are all suddenly Corey Blacks biggest fans.
I for one cannot miss Corey Black, having never heard of him.
Oh yeah, punk? That's because Corey Black recently had to change his name because he is in the Federal Witness Protection program. Didn't want to disclose that, but you force me to it. Corey's REAL name? Mel Stottlemyre. You've heard of him, right, Mr. Smarty Pants Who Knows How To Use The Search Function?
Last comment aside (more of the Corey Black misinformation campaign) I realized after reading about the A-Rod trash can what happened to these mysterious Corey Black blog posts... They were clearly purged under the same operation, code named "I don't know is on third", that has tried to make us forget A-Rod was ever a Yankee. The complete lack of earlier Corey Black blog posts reeks of airbrush fumes, and is a clear signal that the Steinbrenners tentacles reach all the way to Syracuse. You've been hacked, obviously.
Anonymous. Look out your front window. See the two guys in black suits, across the street? Hope you have life insurance. You watched "The Pelican Brief" one too many times.
That's because we are not safe in a Moscow airport with KGB handlers protecting us. We have NSA drones in holding patterns over our homes. El Duque is on the run. A-Rod is about to be busted. Check it out in Mike Lupica's column: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/lupica-a-rod-lone-wolf-creating-bronx-zoo-2-0-article-1.1410939
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How very kind of the sign-bearing Yankee fan to bring Ben Affleck to the Stadium tonight. Ben may have come from a good family, but there's something just not quite right about that boy.
ReplyDeleteJorge! do you want to join Duque in rehab? Put down the Johnnie Walker already!!
ReplyDeleteHey, man, you'd be depressed and drunk, too, if the Yankees signed a guy with bigger ears than you! Somebody check Lillibridge's ears for PEDs. Nobody's got natural ears like that except maybe Dumbo or Bugs Bunny.
ReplyDeleteI just learned that we traded Corey Black for Vernon Hafneriano. THEY HAVE RUINED MY VACATION! I SWEAR THEY WILL REGRET RUINING MY VACATION.
ReplyDeleteMy leg tingles when Duque gets fired up like this!
ReplyDeleteDuque, I want 20,000 words Monday morning.
ReplyDeleteVernon Halneriano!! LMAO
ReplyDeletePlease note, for the record, that El Duque and I agree that Corey Black should not have been traded.
ReplyDeleteYou know assholes, this blog has a search function. I searched and found ZERO mention of Corey Black in this blog until you are all suddenly Corey Blacks biggest fans.
ReplyDeleteI for one cannot miss Corey Black, having never heard of him.
Oh yeah, punk? That's because Corey Black recently had to change his name because he is in the Federal Witness Protection program. Didn't want to disclose that, but you force me to it. Corey's REAL name? Mel Stottlemyre. You've heard of him, right, Mr. Smarty Pants Who Knows How To Use The Search Function?
ReplyDeleteLast comment aside (more of the Corey Black misinformation campaign) I realized after reading about the A-Rod trash can what happened to these mysterious Corey Black blog posts... They were clearly purged under the same operation, code named "I don't know is on third", that has tried to make us forget A-Rod was ever a Yankee. The complete lack of earlier Corey Black blog posts reeks of airbrush fumes, and is a clear signal that the Steinbrenners tentacles reach all the way to Syracuse. You've been hacked, obviously.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous. Look out your front window. See the two guys in black suits, across the street? Hope you have life insurance. You watched "The Pelican Brief" one too many times.
ReplyDeleteThese anonymous posters lack the courage of their convictions.
ReplyDeleteThat's because we are not safe in a Moscow airport with KGB handlers protecting us. We have NSA drones in holding patterns over our homes. El Duque is on the run. A-Rod is about to be busted. Check it out in Mike Lupica's column:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/yankees/lupica-a-rod-lone-wolf-creating-bronx-zoo-2-0-article-1.1410939
I guarantee, El Duque knew all about Corey Black. To him, the 2013 Yankees are the tip of the iceberg; he's already mad at the 2020 Yankees.
ReplyDeleteHaving never appeared on the Daily News Fifth, I have no respect for Mike Lupica.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of taking the fifth, is there any legal problems for A-rod or just MLB stuff?