Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Stumped For A Headline

Welcome back, Duque!

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"This year, there's a new Yankee every day," [John Sterling] said. "I couldn't keep up with them. Fortunately, I don't have to bother with it, because they don't hit home runs."

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 The Return of the Golden Thong: It happened last night...


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"If the Red Sox lose the division or a playoff spot by a game, this will be the game they remember."
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Here's the trailer for Mr. Go 3D, an upcoming Korean movie about a ballplaying gorilla:

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4 comments:

  1. el duqueJuly 30, 2013 at 11:27 AM

    Watch the gorilla sign with Toronto and become a star. We won't even put in a bid.

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  2. KDJuly 30, 2013 at 11:45 AM

    Every time I see Giambi mentioned in any story, I flash back to the time he was in his roid slump with the Yanks and the yank FO kept telling us he had a "parasite". and they're still treating us like morons even today.

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  3. StangJuly 30, 2013 at 12:11 PM

    How about the time they sold us a stadium full of "ghosts," "mystique and aura," then tore it down when the money presented itself?

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  4. Brian Cashman, General Manager, New York YankeesJuly 30, 2013 at 9:13 PM

    Hey! Any one of you guys have that gorilla's phone number? Will I need a Korean interpreter? What kind of currency do they use in Korea? Quick, guys. Trade deadline is looming and I have got nothin' on the table.

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