On the first day, A-Rod said, "Let there be lights!" and all the Klieg lights of the media firmament shone upon him.
On the second day, A-Rod said, "Let there be lawyers!" and mountains of legal papers rose from the oceans, and he could again stride freely despite his bad hip.
On the third day, A-Rod said, "Let there be games!" and he went one for three with a walk.
On the fourth day, A-Rod said, "Let there be bean balls!" and a White Sox pitcher hit A-Rod on the elbow, causing a thunder of cheers.
On the fifth day, A-Rod's team finally won, in extra innings, no thanks to A-Rod, who went oh for four with three strikeouts.
On the six day, A-Rod rested, and the Yankees were crushed by an angry, jealous God from Detroit, where everybody is pissed off about something or other.
On the seventh day, A-Rod... well... wtf?
A-Rod and his filthy quest for LEGAL performance enhancers. How dare he? I am so outraged!
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On the seventh day, A-Rod drilled a home run off the Tigers' best pitcher, then produced a 2 out RBI in his next PA.
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Today was a good day. Mo blew it again, 3 straight for the first time ever, but we had power. Gardner was the hero again, this time in the field and at the plate.
ReplyDeleteAndy wasn't good, Mo wasn't good, but somehow it almost felt like a Yankees game. Unlike most games the past three months.
I'm looking for sunshine where I can find it.
KD...Why is the Daily News reporting non-news? Those guys are pathetic. Fuck them and the Dick Young they rode in on.