I must be frank with you, El Duque. I'm a Red Sox fan. In fact, I have contracts with most of the players on the current roster, and those few with souls owe them to me. Can't wait until Dempster joins me here in the Eighth Circle of Hell. Say, would you have Randy Levine's phone number? I'd like to recruit for my management team. I did a great job training Bud Selig, and now Randy Levine shows great promise for becoming truly diabolical.
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I must be frank with you, El Duque. I'm a Red Sox fan. In fact, I have contracts with most of the players on the current roster, and those few with souls owe them to me. Can't wait until Dempster joins me here in the Eighth Circle of Hell. Say, would you have Randy Levine's phone number? I'd like to recruit for my management team. I did a great job training Bud Selig, and now Randy Levine shows great promise for becoming truly diabolical.
ReplyDeletecan you slap an NYY logo on that purple dude and put him on the back of a tee along with an IIHIIFIIc reference? I'd be a buyer!
ReplyDeleteOh! and put a number 13 on there somewhere. The mark of the Evil One!
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