Goddammit, you Juju creeps on this blog! You screwed with the baseball when Johnson tried to throw to second. Then you dicked with that @!$#@! changeup, and now we got a &*+@!@ wild pitch and a one-run deficit. I don't know who wrote that &%$@@! book on Juju, but when I get my hands around his &%&$$#@! neck, he's gonna be sorry. Is it that guy El Ducko who is also trashing me for how I made out the lineup card against Texas? I'm looking for you, pal, and that Fonzo guy that drinks Black Crowne Royal or something. $$#@!@! to all of you on this &&%$$@! blog.
Yeah, and then there's &$##@! Mike, who works for the &^&%%$! NSA and is pissed off because Fast Eddie Snowden exposed you punkass violators of the @#@!!@ Constitution. Yeah, Mike, I'll touch your %$%$##@ monkey. Choke it, just like you choke your monkey in the NSA men's room.
Easy with the rage there, Buckaroo. I hear rage can affect the urinary tract in a, uh, not-so-pleasant way. And goodness knows you have a whole bunch of pissing (and maybe even some $!!*$&%*#ing) to do on JJ's footwear. Just lookin' out for you, pal. You might resemble an ancient Elroy Jetson, but you're all 3D and alive to me.
OK, I got it wrong. Even the best mind in baseball makes the occasional mistake. Manny Machado said it is "spank the monkey" and "choke the gopher". He's doin' it all the time, even between innings, so he ought to know the nomenclature better than an impotent old grunt like me.
Mike, easer of unnecessary tensions and former member of Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods (all true if you eclude the last part),September 13, 2013 at 12:27 AM
All cool, friend. Monkey, gopher, salad dressing; we all got our hang-ups. It's a journey, ain't it?
To almost quote the great Wet Willie: keep on pissing!
Eclusion is easy, exclusion (like comedy) is hard. So sayeth the unfunny who eclude with ease. As for me, I'm going to sleep and dream sweet dreams of...well, I for one can't plan that shit but I hope they include a closer's sneakers getting pissed upon.
You can be sure Vlady will find out. He's great at interpretation, BTW. Also bakes one %&$# of a peach cobbler. but that's another story for another day. Or guise. Or something.
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Goddammit, you Juju creeps on this blog! You screwed with the baseball when Johnson tried to throw to second. Then you dicked with that @!$#@! changeup, and now we got a &*+@!@ wild pitch and a one-run deficit. I don't know who wrote that &%$@@! book on Juju, but when I get my hands around his &%&$$#@! neck, he's gonna be sorry. Is it that guy El Ducko who is also trashing me for how I made out the lineup card against Texas? I'm looking for you, pal, and that Fonzo guy that drinks Black Crowne Royal or something. $$#@!@! to all of you on this &&%$$@! blog.
ReplyDeleteWoyked like a chahm!
ReplyDeleteYeah, and then there's &$##@! Mike, who works for the &^&%%$! NSA and is pissed off because Fast Eddie Snowden exposed you punkass violators of the @#@!!@ Constitution. Yeah, Mike, I'll touch your %$%$##@ monkey. Choke it, just like you choke your monkey in the NSA men's room.
ReplyDeleteEasy with the rage there, Buckaroo. I hear rage can affect the urinary tract in a, uh, not-so-pleasant way. And goodness knows you have a whole bunch of pissing (and maybe even some $!!*$&%*#ing) to do on JJ's footwear. Just lookin' out for you, pal. You might resemble an ancient Elroy Jetson, but you're all 3D and alive to me.
ReplyDeleteOK, I got it wrong. Even the best mind in baseball makes the occasional mistake. Manny Machado said it is "spank the monkey" and "choke the gopher". He's doin' it all the time, even between innings, so he ought to know the nomenclature better than an impotent old grunt like me.
ReplyDeleteAll cool, friend. Monkey, gopher, salad dressing; we all got our hang-ups. It's a journey, ain't it?
ReplyDeleteTo almost quote the great Wet Willie: keep on pissing!
Eclusion is easy, exclusion (like comedy) is hard. So sayeth the unfunny who eclude with ease. As for me, I'm going to sleep and dream sweet dreams of...well, I for one can't plan that shit but I hope they include a closer's sneakers getting pissed upon.
ReplyDeleteYou can be sure Vlady will find out. He's great at interpretation, BTW. Also bakes one %&$# of a peach cobbler. but that's another story for another day. Or guise. Or something.
I do not know who I despise more:
ReplyDeleteBuck
Mustang
Bobby V.
You see this new crap he's starting - 'the NYY disappeared during 9/11, but while his Mets were all over Ground Zero, firehouses and hospitals?
Why Mustang? Buck is nuts, Bobby has turned the Alzheimer's corner, but Mustang? Jeez.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous would rather see Mustang sporting a Guy Fawkes mask.
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