I keep waiting to hear that he's OK, he's healed, he's back, he's ready to bounce into the clubhouse nd spell Arod, or Reynolds, or maybe even Wells or Loverboy.
His horrible and vengeful beard will never allow him to wear the Yankee uniform again. He will remain injured or needing surgery until he is once again free to grow that thing that makes him look like Hammurabi on meth.
Oh, for Christ's or Christie's sake!!!!! What the Fuck is going on when we bench a .340 hitter against lefties when Sales is pitching???? Who the Fuck is running this team?
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His horrible and vengeful beard will never allow him to wear the Yankee uniform again. He will remain injured or needing surgery until he is once again free to grow that thing that makes him look like Hammurabi on meth.
ReplyDeleteThe Youk shirts rest peacefully in the back of the Stadium stores, replaced on the shelf by A-Rod's.
ReplyDeleteBeen suspiciously quiet between A-Rod and the Yankee F.O. lately, hasn't it? Feels like A-Rod has gained the upper hand somehow.
there's even blog-talk by esteemed commentators that he may even win arbitration. Poor Youk, caught in the middle.
Oh, for Christ's or Christie's sake!!!!! What the Fuck is going on when we bench a .340 hitter against lefties when Sales is pitching???? Who the Fuck is running this team?
ReplyDeleteI remain your humble servant, Orson Welles.
THE YANKEES FINEST HOUR! - J. Sterling
ReplyDeleteWe'd like to pass on to your blog a report that a patrolman sighted Mr. Youkilis in Central Park, up a tree, eating a banana.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet John M wanted Suzuki to hit for Wells instead of Granderson.
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