Congratulations on another season of beating the Chicago Cubs!
You certainly must be bursting your britches with pride- winning that there always-tough NL Central. Them Brewers, nobody beats 'em without getting bit.
Now, you're getting to show your stuff at the big County Fair! Your gym teachers must be so excited, seeing how you've grown up to be so big and strong!
Listen you effing rubes... Is this it? Is what you are going to do? Let pop-ups drop in front of you? Fumble double play balls? Lose eight straight to the Redsocks?EIGHT STRAIGHT TO THE REDSOCKS? We'd have been better off with the Pittsburgh Pirates.
Lose eight straight to Boston, and how about doing the world a favor: Move the team to Branson, and next year, find some player who can catch a pop fly.
Cheer up! Maybe baseball will be dead by 2050 so the redsocks won't have much of a century to dominate. Our Yankees got to dominate baseball during the 20th century, which history will show to have been baseball's finest and most exciting century, by far.
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