Wednesday, October 2, 2013

The 2013 Ex-Yankee Awards

2013 Ex-Yankee Hickok Belt
Professional Athlete of the Year
Bartolo Colon

2013 Ex-Yankee MVP
Austin Jackson, Detroit

2013 Ex-Yankee Cy Young Award
Bartolo Colon, Oakland

2013 Ex-Yankee Comeback Player of the Year
 Bartolo Colon, Oakland

2013 Ex-Yankee Rolaids "How Do You Spell Relief" Pitcher
Rafael Soriano, Washington

2013 Ex-Yankee Manager of the Year
Don Mattingly, Dodgers

2013 Ex-Yankee Peabody Award for Broadcast Journalism
Aaron Boone, Monday Night Baseball

2013 Ex-Yankee Oscar for Best Supporting Actor
CJ Nitkowski, "42"

2013 Ex-Yankee People's Choice Award for Deadbeat Dads
 Danny Tartabull 

2013 Ex-Yankee Nobel Prize for Fondling Underage Girls
Chad Curtis

2013 Ex-Yankee Mean Coach Award

2013 Ex-Yankee Women in Communications
Award for Sensitivity
Lou Piniella

Congrats to all. 
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2 comments:

  1. joe de pastryOctober 2, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    Does Hickok actually make a belt that will fit Bartolo?

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  2. AlphonsoOctober 2, 2013 at 2:04 PM

    Just so that the world doesn't forget;

    Chad Curtis was one of the lead Jesus Freaks in major league baseball when he played for the Yankees.

    So "family values" and religious devotion remain the major disguises under which hypocrisy lurks.

    I hope he gets the full 15 years.

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