Friday, November 8, 2013

Brian Cashman's schedule for today

8:04 a.m.: As usual, being the first Yankee executive to arrive at work. Unlock the offices, make the coffee, read the papers, and prepare for a long, grueling day!

8:21 a.m.: Check email for any messages from Cano, Granderson, Kuroda, Jeter, attorneys, etc. Until they issue their decisions, not much Yankees can do.

8:30 a.m.: Check phone for any messages from Cano, Granderson, Kuroda, Jeter, attorneys, etc.

8:45 a.m.:  Recheck email and phone for possible messages.

9:00 a.m.: Head to the gym for workout. Mind and body must stay fit!

10:30 a.m.: Return to office. Check email and phone for possible messages.

11:00 a.m.: Early lunch. By getting to the restaurant early, stay ahead of crowds!

12:30 p.m.: Recheck email and phone for possible messages.

12:34 p.m.: Facebook!

1:00 p.m.:  Recheck email and phone for possible messages.

1:10 p.m.: Catch-up on latest A-Rod dirt with call to Daily News.

1:30 p.m.: Recheck email and phone for possible messages.

1:45 p.m.: Pick up laundry for Mr. Steinbrenner.

2:00 p.m.: Take afternoon walk to clear head. Must stay sharp!

2:50 p.m.: Jog to office, convinced some important email has arrived.

3:00 p.m.: Recheck email and phone for possible messages.

3:20 p.m.: Water cooler. Flirt with interns.

4:00 p.m.: Judge Judy.

4:30 p.m.: Last check of email and phone for possible messages.

5:00 p.m.: Close office after exhaustive day. No emails or phone messages. Still waiting to see what everybody intends to do. HOLY CRAP! JUST FOUND THE MISPLACED MESSAGE TO CALL JAY-Z, SAID TO BE URGENT. Will get to it tomorrow.

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