"What
I don’t get is the huge variation in the way people view the Red Sox, compared
to the Yankees." El Duque – 11/2/13
I’m a lifelong SF Giants fan (with nice scoreboards two out of the last four
seasons.) And while I have been out in
the Pacific Northwest for almost half my life, I grew up in Hartford, CT, mid-way
between NYC and Boston. Yaz I didn’t get. So on the regional question of Yanks V. Sox, I leaned hard
to the South down I-95 and the mediocre Yankee teams of the 70’s and 80’s.
On June 8, 1969, the day they retired “7,” I teared-up watching Mickey circling the field twice, in what I
remember as a T-bird Convertible. (I still have the program). And I joined 32,000
others at Fenway on a cold afternoon in April 1973 and watched Ron Blomberg draw a bases-loaded walk - the first DH in MLB history. (If
the Yanks hadn’t scored 3 in the top of the first, the 1st DH in
history would have been Orlando Cepeda; Stottlemeyer
got hammered, and “El Tiante” survived that three-run first to throw a
complete game victory). In 1989 I cooled
to the team after George gave Roy White's number “6” to Steve Sax - freaking Steve Sax - two years after Steinbrenner fired White
from his coaching staff. Stay classy,
George...
Let’s
begin by paying tribute to a piece of Americana: The 1950’s “Faustian” musical "Damn Yankees,” whose plot line included the sale of a soul, and the drama
of "the Washington
Senators possibly losing the pennant on the last day of the season, resulting
in thousands of heart attacks, nervous breakdowns and suicides of Yankee-haters
across the country,” as summarized by Wikipedia. Prior to that, in 1919 the “Curse of the
Bambino” began, with the sale of Babe Ruth to the Yankees. This ushered in the Red Sox'
pitiful story. Was it 1919 when the chant was launched? The inanity
of folks screaming “YANKEES SUCK” for nine innings is plenty pitiful, too.
So
what else is going on here between the Sox and Yanks, between BOS and NYC?
1)
For me, it starts with an urban-rural dichotomy. Boston
is believed to be the bucolic little city – a bunch of small white puritanical towns
amalgamated into one - while New York’s
five boroughs are the epicenter of American density. I lived in Boston
for four years in the 1980’s. The reality: There were no differences in water quality
between the Charles River/Boston Harbor and the waterways around NYC. You’d never know it by the ways the two environments were depicted.
With that urban-rural perspective, New
York must continually fend off the rest of this
nation’s xenophobia, racism and anti-Semitism.
From being Jessie’s “Hymietown,” to the media uproar and idiocy of the Tawana
Brawley/Sharpton drama; the supposed swelling communities of mostly non-white immigrants;
the incompetence in quelling crime until Sherriff Guiliani came to town; and
more recently, the greed and excess of Wall Street and the behaviors
of Spitzers, Weiners and Pattersons….
From
afar, NYC appears as a badly-assembled gargantuan circus with little
community and warring class, and racial factions at odds. But NYers know – as exemplified by the de
Blasio victory earlier this month – that the Big Apple is dealing with urban woes
better than any other place on the planet.
Juxtaposed, Boston lives
on as small city parochial and homespun with the 19th century
naturalist Thoreau, Emerson and the like - at least that's how the elites and their media describe it. Boston has
become a “big-money and big-spending sports-town,” cloaked in
the idyllic New England mythology, with its cute-colonial
revolutionary war stories around every corner. Fenway Park
is very cool and its history very real. But the other reality of class and
racial segregation in Boston
and the Red Sox franchise - is glossed over.
2)The Yankee franchise appeared first
out of the box on “spending whatever it took to win.” Sure, the farm
system produced Bernie, Andy; Jorge,
Mo and Jeter - anchoring possibly
the greatest team in baseball history,the 1998 Yankees. But the excessive free agent signings that
began in 1974 with Catfish Hunter and evolved into Kevin Brown, Gary Sheffield,
Randy Johnson, Roger Clemens and A-Rod, and the current Teixeira and
Sabathia – has been a mixed bag success and a p.r. nightmare. Boston
- as well as the Rangers, Dodgers, my Giants and Mets - have followed suit.But
the Yankees were first and best to “Go bank,” to set the gold standard and wear
that mantle of the Evil Empire.
3) Finally and most importantly – Yankee Hubris. Yeah we get it: You win, you
are the “Damn Yankees.” You have 27 freaking
World Series Championships. “Beat that Boston, LA, Chicago, St Louis, San Francisco!” Well when any underdog takes on Goliath the
rest of the world cheers. But other things bug us, too:
a)
The
Stadium Theme song “New York,
New York” is a narcissistic
treatise that begs for outsider disdain.
Find a new act. Frank is long dead … how ‘bout "Empire State of Mind" by Jay-Z?
b)
Facial
Hair Martial Law … it’s the 21st century folks. Get over it.
Show a human face … in more ways than one.
c)
Stop
being the victim and blaming ESPN and the Gammonites. Sure Bristol, CT, is just down the road from Boston, and they like to
dig at NY. C'mon, you would, too.
d)
Humility. Grow some. Have the Yankees
ever said they were wrong, apologized and thrown their souls open to the fan
base? Have they ever said, "OK we screwed up?" The Red Sox looked
and felt human this season, but the Yankees still feel Madison Avenue-fake, like Botox
and reality TV - behind a facade of corporate uncaring and dispassion.
But
hey, rejoice! Saturday, you spent $85 Million over the next 5 years for a
serviceable catcher – with a fully vested no-trade clause. Crazy times. Good luck corralling “Cano-doncha-know.” And have a great
holiday season.
Sincerely,
Rose City Wobbly
11/23/13
(Note: If you want to submit guest editorials, well, WHY THE HELL NOT? Contact me at hseely@twcny.rr.com)
Embracing socialists isn't the same as "dealing with urban woes", though to some it may feel that way for a while.
ReplyDeleteI personally have always liked the Yankees in large part because of their lack of humility. Real life offers plenty of opportunities to be humble; in baseball I think some unapologetic pride and swagger is a good thing.
"Socialists?" Down, Ayn Rand. Good dog
ReplyDeleteThis is a great editorial.
If they start playing trash from a no talent hack like Jay Z,I'll burn down the stadium.Right after I track down your ip address for suggesting such lunacy :P
ReplyDeleteMustang, are you paying attention? the new NYC mayor is really out there. Dinkins' squeegee men are starting to reassemble.
ReplyDeleteI get a nice cut off the squeegee racket.
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