Friday, November 15, 2013

Suggested titles for Derek Jeter's new publishing house


Moby Dent
The Old Man and the CC
The Grapes of Ruth
To Kill a Melkybird
The Magnificent Grandersons
Gone with the Wells
Robbie Crusoe
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Sax (But Were Afraid to Ask)

3 comments:

  1. Those are good titles. But he should go beyond publishing and start something with digital media.

    He should distribute a smartphone application for guys who want to send messages to supermodels. The app could be called Jitter, and individual messages could be called Jeets.

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  2. "The Grandyman and the Chocolate Factory" was practically a layup. A layup that you handled like a women's basketball player.

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  3. A Tale of Two Citos
    The Munson Also Rises
    The Snows of Kilimancano
    The Fall of the House of Steinbrenner
    Cry, The Beloved Yaneeverse
    The World According to Carp
    The Old Man and the E(6)

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