Friday, January 3, 2014

Possible baseball (and other) nicknames for first Internet sensation of 2014: The man with two penises


NICKNAMES FOR MAN WITH TWO PENISES

Dizzy and Daffy
Big Poison and Little Poison
Mr. October and Dr. November
Pee Wee and Wee Willie
The Bash Brothers
Mantle and Maris
Casey and the Old Professor
Abbott and Costello
Ben and Jerry
Calvin and Hobbes
Dumb and Dumber
Fred and Barney
Harold and Kumar
Itchy and Scratchy
Jay and Silent Bob
Mork and Mindy
Simon and Garfunkel
Vladimir and Estragon
Bert and Ernie
Mary-Kate and Ashley
Pinkie and The Brain
Hall and Oates
Siskel and Ebert
Brangelina
Hiroshima and Nagasaki
the Iliad and the Odyssey
Jekyll and Hyde
Push and Pull
 Before and After
  

 

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25 comments:

  1. Billy Jean KingJanuary 3, 2014 at 10:39 AM

    Thing One and Thing Two.

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  2. Hillary ClintonJanuary 3, 2014 at 10:44 AM

    Rush and Sean

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  3. JMJanuary 3, 2014 at 11:00 AM

    The Doublemint Twins.

    Professor Tanaka and Mr. Fuji.

    Saccho and Venzetti.

    Mutt and Jeff.

    Rimski and Korsikov.

    And, to paraphrase Howlin' Wolf (or was it Muddy?)....

    I'm Your Front AND Back Door Man.

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  4. Neil SimonJanuary 3, 2014 at 11:26 AM

    Felix and Oscar

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  5. Colonel MustardJanuary 3, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    Oscar and Mayer

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  6. StangJanuary 3, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    John and Suzyn.

    Safe and Secure.

    Back To Back and Belly To Belly.

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2014 at 11:53 AM

    Dr. Doolittle says...Pushmi-Pullyu

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  8. Kevin YoukilisJanuary 3, 2014 at 12:00 PM

    Anthony and Andy

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  9. Uncle DukeJanuary 3, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    Fear and Loathing

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  10. el duqueJanuary 3, 2014 at 12:11 PM

    I should have added Tippecanoe and Tyler, too.

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  11. Bill MurrayJanuary 3, 2014 at 12:36 PM

    Tinker and Evers

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  12. LotJanuary 3, 2014 at 12:49 PM

    Sodom and Gomorrah

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  13. el duqueJanuary 3, 2014 at 12:56 PM

    River Ave and LoHud

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  14. Dick MorrisJanuary 3, 2014 at 1:07 PM

    Nixon and Cheney

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  15. el duqueJanuary 3, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    The two Dicks.

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  16. JMJanuary 3, 2014 at 1:57 PM

    Piss and Vinegar.

    First and Second.

    Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

    Tab A and Tab B.

    Pippi and Longstocking.

    Jesus, we could do this all day...oh, I guess we have.

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2014 at 2:57 PM

    Brian and Randy

    Leinstery and Leinstery

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  18. Nancy PelosiJanuary 3, 2014 at 3:34 PM

    Boehner and Cantor

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  19. Reince PeirbusJanuary 3, 2014 at 3:44 PM

    My favorite Kochs:David and Charles

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  20. pepitoneJanuary 3, 2014 at 7:29 PM

    Jose and Hose B

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  21. LeinsteryJanuary 3, 2014 at 10:34 PM

    Anonymous, you are still going at it? Well then how about Anonymous and Anonymous' mom. Ha Haa Gotcha Bitch!

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  22. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2014 at 1:32 AM

    WHAT a fucking moron!

    Hey Leinstery--your mom comes by rhythmically shouting, "I hate my idiot son!" At least that's what my UPS guy, letter carrier, and garbage collector all tell me.

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  23. LeinsteryJanuary 4, 2014 at 2:40 AM

    Anonymous rooted for the Red Sox in 2004. Gotcha Again!

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  24. KDJanuary 4, 2014 at 10:27 AM

    a fella with two dicks must be especially unsettling to a guy with none. life just isn't fair, is it, Anonymous?

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  25. LeinsteryJanuary 4, 2014 at 6:47 PM

    KD coming in hot. Anonymous goes down for the count.

    P.S. Does anyone know why there is a monkey in American Pie 2?

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