I believe that I speak for the Yankiverse in saying: We'll take him!
Actually, Law quotes an unnamed scout, who questions Heathcott's sanity.
Two years ago, the night after a torturous magazine-length feature article appeared in the local newspaper detailing Slade's troubled youth - (we're talking shotguns, booze, abandonment, and living in cars) - this is what happened when he stepped up to the plate. Watch the catcher go ka-boom. I never did figure out what he said, but I bet it wasn't very nice.)
yes! water coolers have been too secure in our dugout for years.
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