Okay, I'm back.
Kicked by a wild horse in a rodeo while recruiting rancheros and cabbelleros ( who can spell in a language they don't speak?) for my South Mexican dirt field league team, I suffered a temporary setback. Broken this and that. Fractures here and there.
It was also necessary that I disappear in the hills for a while, due to some ( rumored ) illegal trafficking of something or other at the rodeo, of which I had no part. That is my official position , and I am sticking to it.
Prediction number one: My team in the South Mexican dirt field league this season is:
A. Younger than the Yankees ( although there are numerous, former major leaguers on the roster just as there are this season in the Bronx).
B. Would beat the Yankees in any playoff wild-card game ( which the Yankees won't be in ).
Prediction number two: Pineda will not pitch at Yankee stadium this year.
Prediction number three: He will be just as useless in relief as he was as a starter. Logically, that means he won't be coming north, either.
Now to the the main point. The one about dentistry.
When I first saw Kei Igawa, he looked like an under-fed horse who's lips had been injured in a fight with a barbed wire fence. I knew immediately, that his face ( the portion below his nose, most
notably) was so embarrassing to him, that he would not be able to pitch in front of ;
A. People
B. TV cameras
C. Microphones
D. Chris Christy
Other than the money pissed away annually on our " farm " system (" farm" in the general sense of drought-infected fields, and scrawny, infected bovines ), the investment in Kei Igawa was Cashman's greatest public disgrace. A panic move ( pants were soiled ) in response to Boston's signing of Dice K.
THE BRILLIANT Cashman made Igawa the King of our farm system after appearance one, and we never saw him again. I always maintained that if the Yankees had taken him to a good orthodontist, he would have a shot. They didn't so he didn't.
Which brings me to the point; This new guy from Japan. This orca ball specialist who never loses;
Show me his friggen teeth. If he looks good in front of a camera, we can at least have hope for a week or two. If he ( his teeth ) reminds anyone of Kei Igawa's pearlies, take him to Scranton now.
You always look at a horses' teeth before you buy, right?
Welcome home.
ReplyDeleteI second that Alphonso!
ReplyDeleteGreat you're back. things have been far too optimistic around here!
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ReplyDeletestay away and take mustang with you
ReplyDeletealways check the teeth unless the horse is a gift. kinda explains Wells, doesn't it?
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