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| Lindsay Lohan's handwritten list of celebrity conquests. |
Her little "grocery stud list" is making the rounds on the Internet. Frankly, I'm a bit disappointed. I understand that she may have felt slighted, after I tossed her overnight gift basket out the hotel window. I learned later that the basket didn't have my usual books and videos, which most guests receive. I felt bad about it. But is that a reason to put someone into a show and tell situation? Bad show!
Number 2! You need to try harder!
ReplyDeleteI hit her shortly after this picture was taken:
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Coincidentally, El Duque was standing right behind me on line. During his turn, she woke up, asked him his name, and wrote it down on a piece of paper. I noted that her handwriting slants slightly backward, which indicates a tendency toward pessimism.
About 4 minutes later, after he was done, El Duque and I went out and got a beer and did imitations of The Master's home run calls.
All in all it was a fun outing.
Buck up, Duque, the list is obviously a fake. This is Lohan we're talking about, and all the names on the list are guys. Really?
ReplyDeleteDead giveaway. Relax, you're probably #1 on the real list.
Or is this a hit list? I noticed Heath Ledger's name pretty high.
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