Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Things to yell at Robbie Cano

ONE HOME RUN? HEY, LAY ONE DOWN, SLAPPY!

TWENTY FIVE MILLION A YEAR? HOW DARE THEY CALL SEATTLE A LOSER!

HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT NEVER RUNNING HARD. IT'S NOT LIKE THE YANKEES EVER HAD A GREAT WINNING TRADITION OR ANYTHING!

HEY ROBBIE, JAY-Z CALLED. HE SAYS YOU CAN PICK UP HIS LAUNDRY AT THE USUAL TIME!

HEY ROBBIE, WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE HAL STEINBRENNER'S SMARTEST CAREER DECISION?

TEN MORE YEARS, SEATTLE! TEN MORE YEARS!

HEY, FORGET LOU GEHRIG. CONSIDERING THE MONEY THEY'RE PAYING YOU,
YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

HEY ROBBIE, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE JAY-Z'S MASCOT? 

ONE HOME RUN?  M-V-P!  M-V-P!  M-V-P!

HEY ROBBIE, WHAT'S IT LIKE PLAYING BASEBALL IN A FOOTBALL TOWN?

CANO, ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU MOVED TO SEATTLE JUST TO GROW THAT FRICKIN' MUSKRAT ON YOUR CHIN?
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2 comments:

  1. Blind RobinApril 29, 2014 at 1:35 PM

    I was thinking the Yankees could have a fake beard promotional night.

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  2. KDApril 29, 2014 at 2:53 PM

    Whenever Mr. Cano bats, it would be a hoot to see 100's of his Yankee tee shirts tossed onto the field.

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