Anyone betting the " over " or the " under" on Yankee games knows that scoring two runs is often the best this team can muster. Mostly this season, therefore, those of us who consider ourselves, " players," are getting our asses kicked betting that the Yanks will score more than 2.
Might as well just throw the money away if we face a decent pitcher.
Sure, once in a while, we get lucky and put up a bunch. But not often.
We are lingering a game or so over .500, which will win exactly nothing, come September/October.
Our big bats are failing. Former clutch hitters are groundouts now, or pop ups. Except for Soriano, who K's.
We don't have the pitching to win 2-1 or ( God forbid ) 2-0.
See you at 2 o'clock.
As the Master teaches us, you can't predict baseball. so why bet on it?
ReplyDeleteI'd comment but according to some guy in the comments I'm witless.
ReplyDeleteIt is the only way to pay the bills.
ReplyDeleteSemi- humorously masked outrage can be a goldmine, too.
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