Wednesday, May 28, 2014

The Captain's Yard Sale

A dining set of broken bats
A navy pinstripe yoga mat

A year's supply of Genny Cream
A keg signed by the vending team

A "2" carved out of northern granite
A solar-cell vibrating hammock

A zircon-slathered Yankee topper
A 2,000-gallon popcorn popper

Another ugly pair of boots
A vid lip-synching with the Roots

"2s" in crystal, onyx, steel,
Beer cans, tree trunks and fresh veal

A wondrous Joe-Girardi-shaped 'tater
A Japanese robot fellater

It's not a hoarder's dream or last mirage --
Just what's stuffed in Jeet's garage.
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6 comments:

  1. KDMay 28, 2014 at 1:23 PM

    amazing talent this blog attracts. just wow...

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  2. el duqueMay 28, 2014 at 3:21 PM

    Brilliant!

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  3. Alibi IkeMay 28, 2014 at 10:44 PM

    I don't care if you guys are sarcastic or not, I'm taking it.

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  4. KDMay 29, 2014 at 7:35 AM

    I'm having this printed on the back of my business card.

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  5. el duqueMay 29, 2014 at 7:41 AM

    No sarc here. I loved it.

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  6. Alibi IkeMay 29, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    Robot fellaters are written into every contract now in Nippon, I've heard.

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