I Guess I Have To Say This Out-Loud

Of course, the Yankees are going to sign Chase Headly.

Of course, we are going to trot out the same, tired relish tray on offense that we saw last year.

Of course, Brian Cashman and his Jim-Dolan like idiot owners, are not going to re-buildin a coherent, reason-to-hope way.

Of course, you are not going to see either of our two most promising Scranton players in pinstripes this season.

Of course, they will be trade bait when we reach the July deadline and this aged, creaky team is staring at an enormous line of traffic between them and that one game play-in.

Of course, you continue to raise hope for some degree of Yankee planning and rationality, based on the fact that we have done nothing idiotic yet.

Of course, you are dead wrong.