Nothing evokes the pageantry of spring training more than the post-game perp walk, when the visiting ball club must navigate its way from the smelly, media-clogged locker room to the team bus.
In Sarasota this week, Yankee security was beefed-up and ready to snap into action at a moment's notice.
Dressed as civilians, few Yankee perps were recognized by the crowd. In fact, considering that most were minor leaguers whose jersey numbers are not listed on the roster, some could not even be identified during the game. Nevertheless, fans could tell the players by their containers of take-out food, pilfered from the clubhouse buffet.
Note how they keep their eyes focused on the freedom bus. The pressure is on. This is no time for eye-contact.
One familiar face invoked shouts from the crowd of "JOE, JOE, JOE.." It was none other than Joe Girardi, the most recognizable Yankee. He signed one ball and then bee-lined it to the traveling coach.
Not seen: The Master and his acolyte, Suzyn. They may have been laying low, worried about security. Fortunately, Suzyn's stalker turned out to be none other than Mustang's girlfriend, the notorious and elusive Big Bang.
With the perp walk successfully navigated, the Yankees headed home.
Coming up next: The view from the greatest seat in spring training!
Are you sure The Master wasn't there? He may have been wearing his Groucho glasses..
ReplyDeletePoor Mustang. It must be very hard to compete with Suzyn.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe Mustang has left the safe confines of his Cuse igloo to return to his Florida roots. Send visual evidence! Also, have there been any Miguel Cairo sightings?
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