The fear of a one in a million event has led us to make every event unpleasant. Another good reason not to go to any MLB stadium. I get my fill at airports.
On a happier note, Gardy gets the first HR of the season. On less happy notes, Tanaka sucked and there is no offense aside from Gardy's blast.
Time to consider surrogates teams to root. I started my research here:http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/matrix-major-league-baseball-owners-asshole
Textbook start to a terrible season, no surprise there, URRGGG, I actually turned off the radio after the 4th inning,,,,,, Calgon, take me AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
"Frisk my penis and crackerjacks, I don't care if I ever get back" El Duque, how you can turn a phrase/sentence! Thanks for summing up the season to come with one Opening Day remark.
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Frisk my penis and crackerjacks, I don't care if I ever get back.
ReplyDeleteI guess plastic flasks will be a must.
ReplyDeleteThe fear of a one in a million event has led us to make every event unpleasant. Another good reason not to go to any MLB stadium. I get my fill at airports.
ReplyDeleteOn a happier note, Gardy gets the first HR of the season. On less happy notes, Tanaka sucked and there is no offense aside from Gardy's blast.
It's gonna be a long season. Go Mets.
Time to consider surrogates teams to root. I started my research here:http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/matrix-major-league-baseball-owners-asshole
ReplyDeleteTextbook start to a terrible season, no surprise there, URRGGG, I actually turned off the radio after the 4th inning,,,,,,
ReplyDeleteCalgon, take me AWAAAAAAAAAAY!
"Frisk my penis and crackerjacks, I don't care if I ever get back" El Duque, how you can turn a phrase/sentence! Thanks for summing up the season to come with one Opening Day remark.
ReplyDeleteThat was the first and last time I rely upon Mustang to relay the third base coach's signals to me. I know, Mattingly woulda been safe.
ReplyDeleteFrisk my penis and crackerjacks, John M writes like his brain is on crack
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