Questionable excerpts from Tom Brady's emails

"It was just too hard. I can't handle it when it's that hard."

"Last night, your balls were absolutely perfect. I love the feel. Again... tonight?"

"Once you push the needle in, you'll feel all that tension, all the resistance, slacken. It's almost instantaneous. Everything changes."

"On each snap, when it comes into my hands, I want it to feel like an overripe melon."

"Your skin is just so soft and tender. It makes me want to look for a receiver."