And now, to present the award for 2015 Yankee Rally-Stopper/Double-Play-Ball Batsman of the Year, ladies and gentlemen - she's the former federal jailbird who knows how to make place mats from animal bedding... he's the bad boy rapper who is now 43! Welcome Martha Stewart and Eminem...
Marshall, it's marvelous to be here with you tonight.
Huh? Fuh me. Yo. (Crowd laughter, applause)
Hahaha! The award for the Yankee Rally-Stopper Double-Play-Ball Batsman of the Year is given annual to the performer who hits the most ground balls at infielders, thereby emulsifying the team's chance to score runs. This year's nominees are, Marshall?
Huh? Fuh me. Yo. (laughter, applause) Chase Headley... (applause) Alex Rodriguez... (applause) Carlos Beltran... (applause) Brett Gardner... (applause) Brian McCann... (applause) Stephen Drew... (loud applause, chants of Droooooo...)
By the way, those aren't 'Drooos,' you're hearing. Those are boos. And the winner is...
Actually, we have co-winners, both with 17 ground balls into double plays... Chase Headley and Alex Rodriguez!
Accepting the awards for Mr. Headley and Mr. Rodriguez is Jorge Posada.
[For those of you scoring at home, Headley and Rodriguez each grounded into 17 DPs. Beltran hit into 12. Gardner did 8. McCann and Drew both contributed 7 each. Neither Mr. Headley or Mr. Rodriguez finished in the AL Top 10. The top three were - Trevor Plouffe, Minnesota (28), and a tie between Billy Butler, KC and Joginson Cano, Seattle (26).]
HAHAHA!...GREAT STUFF...(JOGINSON CANO)!
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize it was awards season until too late. Always love the fashion run-downs.
ReplyDeleteIs Suzyn's mink stole made by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills?
I really want the world to know about this great man who brought back happiness into my life again after my husband left me and the kids 3 years ago for another women online when i contacted Dr Believe he cast a love spell for me within 48 hours my ex husband start calling me and begging for forgiveness for everything that have happened between us. I was so happy to have my family back together with love again here is the email of Dr Believe via believelovespelltemple@gmail.com a man with the great powers you can also call him or add him on Whats-app: +2348156148821
ReplyDeleteGod bless you
I am very grateful for your help in my marriage.