The Game Plan

Just a warning;  I start pre-game cocktails at 12:01pm today.

I anticipate beginning with a pitcher of manhattans.  Then a dozen cold beers to guide me into Tuesday, where the wake-up call is a tall, 16 ounce bloody mary, along with steak and eggs.

As game time approaches, my plan is to transition to vodka martini's.

So that is  my planned preparation for this enormous, and ever rare , Yankee event.

The Yankees?  They will do the following;

1.  Score two runs early but fail to overwhelm the opponent, missing numerous opportunities to do so.

2.  Then, we fold up the offense and rely on pitching.

3.  A-Rod will strike out three times in crucial situations, and single with two outs and no one on in the 8th or 9th.

4.  We will lose by a run.

By the game's end, I will need a week off.