A Muslim guy loses his wallet. A good Samaritan finds it and returns it.
The Muslim guy - enormously grateful - leans close and whispers, "Hey, you're a good guy, so I gotta warn you: This summer, whatever you do, don't go near Yankee Stadium."
"Dear God!" the Samaritan says, "what's going to happen?"
The Muslim guy says: "The fucking Yankees are gonna suck."
Hmm, cross off Yankees, insert Fenway/Red Sox and I have a new joke for Monday morning, Thanks!
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