I spit out half my bloody mary this morning, when I glanced at the box score from yesterday's Yankee game embarrassment , and noted that Gary Sanchez, our highly touted, untouchable top-prospect catcher, is hitting 48 basis points this spring.
I'm not sure that is even better than zero.
Who scouted this guy? Who works with him on his game?
He might as well come here and drink bloody marys with me all day.
How do the Yankees do this? Judge sucks. Sanchez is a joke. Mason Williams is best as a drinker. Heathcott can't hit slow pitch softball. Tyler Austin is a bartender.
We may not win any games at Scranton this year. Who cares, by the way?
If the Yankees didn't sign free agents ( a highly mixed track record of success at this ) we would have no ballplayers at all.
And Cashman keeps his job?
I would rather see Trump as President than Cashman as GM of the Yankees.
More vodka please.
I understand that Girardi and Cashman have met with ARod after yesterday's announcement, and they have agreed that he is swinging the bat so well, that they will advise the Yankee front office boys that a new 10 year contract should be negotiated. Once again, negotiations are to be handled by the Steinbrenner's gardener.
ReplyDeleteIn addition, Cashman wants to give a two year $10,000,000 contract to Pete Kozma, since his 205 average with the Cardinals was better than Stephen Drew's 200 average last season.
Rob Refsnyder is to be optioned to the Dominican Republic Instructional League to work on his defense.
WHAT A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT JUDGE, AND SANCHEZ WERE THIS SPRING....FUCKING CRUSHING....UNBELIEVABLE, HOW NOT ONE OF OUR PROSPECTS SHOWED UP!.....MFer!
ReplyDeleteThe sad truth is that our prospects are not prospects.
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