Monday, March 28, 2016

YAWN

I was all set to do a dissertation on yesterdays game, where the Yankees, " Trotted out starting 9 in opening preview, " per the Daily News headline, when El Duque pre-empted me.

I will say one thing.  I was overcome with ennui.

It was painful to watch.  I felt as though someone was adding layers of cement bags to my chest, with each pitch.

Other than Nathan's collapse at the end of 5 innings ( just like last year ), there was nothing to watch.

I seriously don't even remember if anyone got a hit, scored a run, or made a play.

It was like my eyes froze and my brain went blank.

I have since finished half a bottle of Crater Lake Vodka.

I feel better now.
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3 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 28, 2016 at 7:06 PM

    YEP....WE GOT A BUNCH OF SOLID 5 INNING PITCHERS.....REMEMBER THIS NAME, BECAUSE WE JUST THREW AWAY WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN INTERESTING EFFECTIVE STRATEGY TO CURE OUR 5 INNING PROBLEM.........THAT NAME IS JUSTIN WILSON....I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF HE'S GETTING BANGED AROUND IN SPRING TRAINING.....THAT GUY HAD CLOSER STUFF....HE WAS REAL GOOD, AND GOT LEFTIES AND RIGHTIES OUT......BUT 'OL CASH HAD TO GIVE HIM AWAY FOR A COUPLE OF "LIVE ARMS" THAT ARE TRIPLE A BOUND.....NOW THE CHAPMAN TRADE WON'T BE AS EFFECTIVE AS IT COULD HAVE BEEN WITH WILSON ALSO INCLUDED IN THE PEN.......IT'S A SONOFABITCH.

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  2. AlphonsoMarch 29, 2016 at 8:27 AM

    I am with you on Wilson.

    Chapman will be fine after his suspension, after his re-habilitation, and as soon as they permit " open carry" of handguns at the stadium.

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