During games, we would seat opposing players' ex-wives behind the dugout. (Their current wives would sit in the Owner's Box, being groped.)
We'd buy all players from China.
Instead of a facial hair code, we'd have a hairstyle code. (And a skin code: Orange.)
"If you're walking down to first, you get shot!"
Under-performing Yankees would be lambasted in 3 a.m. Tweets.
After we beat Boston, they go to jail.
We'd bar sportswriters.
all contracts voided and rewritten. Yankees become such YUGE winners that you wouldn't believe!
ReplyDeletechange name of team to the New York Orangemen!
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