IT IS HIGH 2017 MLB POWER RANKINGS*
1. NEW YORK YANKEES
2. Chicago Cubs
3. Cleveland Indians
4. Los Angeles Dodgers
5. Boston Redsocks
6. Texas Rangers
7. Washington Nationals
8. St. Louis Cardinals
9. All other teams, tied.
* Power rankings are based on scientific analysis and algorithmic progressions, too complicated to explain to morons, but which include factual information, which result in power rankings, and everything else is fake sports news ginned up by enemies of the Yankees.
I believe there are few stats as telling as these, "power ratings." Given, then, that this is a true forecast for the team, it is clear that we will take the AL East, minimum.
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It's on the internet so it must be true: Yankees are No. 1!
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