Why do we bother? Jon Lester is pitching. He always kills us. The only question is whether he'll throw a perfect game, a mere no-hitter or maybe have an off-night and pitch just a shutout. Maybe we should change this to an NCIS: Los Angeles thread? Any bets that the cops will lose?
NO SANCHEZ TONIGHT! (ONLY 2 HITS LAST NIGHT).... DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING! ...JOE G. KEEPS US GUESSING!.......AND PISSED OFF.
ReplyDeleteCAN'T POSSIBLY WIN TONIGHT.
We have some time to kill... why doesn't the new Yankees stadium say "No Pepper Games" like the old one did, and is lax enforcement of pepper a cause of this dreadful Yankees spring?
ReplyDeleteWe can't win this. You hear me, Juju Gods? There's no way we can win this. AP
ReplyDeleteThe Yankees are going to have to play one heck of a game to grab a page in the papers tomorrow. All of this Harvey drama is guaranteed to snag both back pages and maybe even the front pages as well.
ReplyDeleteI think Joe is worried about Sanchez being back a bit early from his injury and, he doesn't want Austin to go stale. He was playing really well.
ReplyDeleteOur worry tonight is Luis: it looks freezing in Chicago ( note the coats on the fans ) and he may not be able to grip the ball. Beyond that, Holliday at first base? A recipe for disaster.
Maybe we get an 8-0 lead and bring back Carter. I just don't see this.
And I was blown away to hear that Tyler Austin is still three weeks away, at least.
What is the Harvey drama? I saw he was suspended for three days ( big deal...pitchers get that much time, or
ReplyDeletemore, between starts ).
Did he beat up his girlfriend?
He had a headache.
ReplyDeleteA "golf headache." [Hic]
ReplyDeleteThere goes your no hitter
ReplyDeleteSevvy gave that ball a ride
ReplyDeleteHARVEY IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE....... ADRIANA LIMA DOESN'T REALIZE SHE IS GOING OUT WITH A CAR WASH ATTENDANT TO BE........ SHE WILL DUMP HIM SOON. (MAYBE SHE DID ALREADY, THAT'S WHY HE MISSED PRACTICE).....
ReplyDeleteSEVY DID GIVE IT A RIDE...... BUT IF I HAD MY DRUTHERS, PITCHERS WOULD NEVER EVER STEP UP TO THE PLATE AGAIN.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you on that. We have child labor laws, yet we make pitchers bat.
ReplyDeleteThis game is on Ellsbury.
ReplyDeleteThe Master said our name.
ReplyDeleteTINY!
ReplyDeleteOn Judge's tripe. He said, "It is high, it is far, it is... caught."
ReplyDeleteTriple, not tripe. I'll be writing about Judge's tripe in a separate post.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty clear the people who produce ESPN baseball don't like baseball. Maddons RV tour, the split screens, it's all shit. Broadcast the fucking game.
ReplyDeleteI cannot handle this. El Chapo better get his balls unknotted fast.
ReplyDeletePass the mayo.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking asshole
ReplyDeleteShit.
ReplyDeleteI hope there's no pineapple on the dessert menu tonight.
ReplyDeleteI am assuming the position
ReplyDeleteMUSTANG...I WAS IN THE CAR AND SAID THE SAME THING TO MYSELF....THE MASTER PLUGGED THIS WEBSITE, (AGAIN)..... "IT IS HIGH IT IS FAR IT IS ...CAUGHT!"....."AND IT'S OFF HIS GLOVE"....... MY FRIEND WATCHING SAID THE GUYS GLOVE DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE BALL...LOL.... THE MASTER NEEDS LASER SURGERY.
ReplyDeleteI'M TELLING YOU..... I THINK THE MOST ENRAGING THING ABOUT GIRARDI IS THE RESTING OF OUR HOT, AND BEST PLAYERS..... I KNOW SANCHEZ CAME BACK FROM INJURY A COUPLE DAYS AGO, BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL WE WOULD HAVE WON THIS GAME LONG AGO, IF GARY SANCHEZ WAS IN OUR LINEUP.....AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHAPMAN BLOWING THE GAME..... THE REAL "KICKER' FOR ME IS SANCHEZ WINDS UP COMING INTO THE GAME AND CATCH IN EXTRA INNINGS!....SO THE IDEA OF "RESTING" IS TOTALLY OUT THE WINDOW....THERE IS NO REST WHEN YOU PLAY ANYWAY....AM I RIGHT?
ReplyDeleteGreat morning. Breakfast with the Yankees.
ReplyDeleteJust hope John and Suzyn don't catch a cold.
Top of the 15th - 2 out. Great game.
"We may be witnessing the making of Holder".
ReplyDelete"Just like Andy Petitte; remember the game in Boston when he was a kid? They sent him down to stretch him out".
Shreve pitching bottom 16th.
ReplyDeleteTorreyes last position player Joe had left and he is in too.
44 Ks in game. MLB record.
ReplyDeleteToday's quiz: When this game began, Yankees OF Aaron Judge was:
ReplyDeleteA. Leading the league in HRs;
B. Batting .320;
C. 11 years old
And I believe Nick Swisher is up in the bullpen for the Yanks.
ReplyDeleteI'M STILL WATCHING THIS FUCKING GAME...
ReplyDeleteHICKSIE WITH A BUNT SINGLE AND AN ERROR!
LETS GO!!!!
Top 18th..... bunting to victory????
ReplyDeleteI believe we have a new Yankee nickname: Aaron "Fuck Yeah!" Hicks.
ReplyDeleteWE GOT THE LEAD!!!!
ReplyDeleteO GOD, IT'S BAEZ, SHWARBER, AND BRYANT NEXT INNING...SHIT.
It wouldn't hurt to add on a run or two...ask any 1981 Rochester Red Wing what can happen if you don't.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA... LOVE THE NICKNAME BERN....
ReplyDeleteThe 1981 Rochester Red Wings were still playing when this game started ...
ReplyDelete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a great win!
ReplyDeleteAnd so the Yankees and Cubs honor Ernie Banks by playing 2 today.
ReplyDeleteExcept Chapman the bullpen was phenomenal.
ReplyDeleteFun morning - time to get to work.
Fell asleep in the 8th. Woke up in the 17th. The Master's warble never sounded so relieved.
ReplyDeleteWOW! I'm vacationing in Rome and can't believe I actually was able to wake up to catch this WIN, this brutal> fantastic WIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
ReplyDeleteAnd the hero of the game was Starlin Castro ... who was 0-for-8.
ReplyDeleteJJ ... I was wondering what kind of winwarble the Master would have after that. He's getting up there in age, but he can still bring it in clutch spots.
ReplyDelete@Ken of Brooklyn:
ReplyDeleteEurope can be great fun when it comes to late games!
Chasen Shreve!!!
ReplyDelete@DutchFan,
ReplyDeleteI'll say, especially with a game like this!
I'm thinking of starting a Kickstarter campaign to keep me in Roma for the rest of the season, me being out of the country seems to be extremely favorable to the JuJu gods, LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dutchfan,
ReplyDeleteI'm in for $50. Just keep doing what you're doing.
@BernBabyBern: It had more energy than I figured it would at that point, but you can always tell when he's really done with the game when he lets the silence hang while he waits for Suzyn to "get her man."
ReplyDeleteOK, can I stand down from the position now?
ReplyDeleteStand down, soldier! No pineapple for you.
Delete@el duque:
ReplyDeleteNo need for money. Just trying to make up for Didi.
HOLDER AND SHREVE WERE MAGNIFICENT!
ReplyDeleteSOMETHING SPECIAL GOING ON HERE GUYS!...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT DATE IT IS!
NOBODY WE HAVE PLAYED SO FAR HAS BEEN FAR BETTER THAN US, NOBODY.
LETS TRUST OUR EYES!
Something special IS going on here, I absolutely agree AllCaps Anon!
ReplyDeleteAnd I keep repeating my own personal mantra for JuJu Gods appeasement, something along the lines of 'This season has already given me more that I ever could have expected, so from here on out, whatever happens is juuuuUUUUust fine by me" (WINK WINK!)
I passed out a long time ago. Are they still playing? I need pizza.
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