Last night, a voice emerged for "calm."
To watch the game without JU-JU, false idols, or rage.
Simply take what comes and enjoy it.
Nothing else was working, so a number of us signed up.
I give you below some of my in -game texts to Duque and Mustang ;
" Thrill to the moment; the colors, the spirit of the crowd."
"Ebbing and flowing. Energy. Mother earth. Balletic movements."
" Failing with dignity. Watching the ball. Trying not to hurt it."
" The ball in flight, arcing its way north, passes through the yellow light of early evening."
" Balance again. Fairness."
I was totally Zen, as you can read, until Girardi brings in Tyler Clippard to close out the game in the ninth, with an 8-2 lead.
When he gave up a double and a home run, I bowed my way out of the incense ridden TV room, grabbed my 20 gauge shot-gun, went outside, and blasted two rounds into the cornfield.
Thanks, anyway, LBJ, you got me through 8 innings.
ReplyDeleteWhen he gave up a double and a home run, I bowed my way out of the incense ridden TV room, grabbed my 20 gauge shot-gun, went outside, and blasted two rounds into the cornfield.
Aroldis Chapman-inspired "Firearms Zen" is sometimes called for. I'm not a Zen Master, but a cornfield would seem to be a more peaceful and harmonious target than one's girlfriend's garage ceiling. YMMV.
Alphonso Goes Ray Kinsella, but Then armed And Zen-arous.
ReplyDeleteIowa Seems Pivotal.
Part of what makes Alphonso so special is, he's coachable. He's willing to listen and try new things and work out the kinks. It's what you want.
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Nevermind, team sucks
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