I am not committed to this.
I will try various approaches and objects until the pain stops.
I didn't want to just show ugly, down and out women, as that is more depressing than losing.
LBJ's analysis of the Ju-Ju laws gave me the opening I needed.
And here is how it works;
1. Each fan has to identify some smarmy drink, with a long name, like the ones they served at Trader Vicks in NYC ( Singapore Sling, Dancing Mariner, etc ).
2. You have to drink one for each loss in the losing streak.
3. For those who can't count; that means three drinks today.
4. In one sitting. With, or without, food ( your choice).
5. If we lose today, your target for tomorrow is four.
6. You can read the headline and know the number for the day.
7. Get it?
I am drinking " Scorpions " today. Pray for me.
Does anyone know how to make a Dr. Funk?
ReplyDelete2 oz Dark Rum
ReplyDelete1/4 oz Pernod
1/2 oz Lemon Juice
1/4 oz Sugar
1 oz Lime
Soda Water
1/4 oz Grenadine
Directions
Add liquid ingredients to crushed ice in shaker. Cut limes in half and squeeze into shaker, dropping in the shells; add sugar. Shake well; pour the whole mess into a 12-oz chimney glass; fill rest of glass with charged water and decorate with fruit or freshly picked geranium leaf.
Best served in a Beer Mug. Repeat until Girardi is fired and/or Bird's ankle heals.
I will go for the Godfather I mentioned before. I will start right away. Hopefully I don't need to come up with another drink tomorrow.
ReplyDelete3 parts single malt scotch
2 parts amaretto (di saronno)
4 4 icecubes
Stir
Drink.
A zombie.
ReplyDeleteEverything in the bar.
One ice cube.
Drink it in one gulp.
Say, "Gimmmie another."
It's better than beet kvaas probiotics.
Thanks & cheers, John M.
ReplyDeleteMind Eraser recipe:
ReplyDeletePour vodka, kahlua, and tonic water into a rocks or old-fashioned glass. Serve with a straw. Pour gently in layers over ice: 1st/bottom layer is Vodka, 2nd/middle layer is Kahlua, 3rd/top layer is Tonic.
However, I will stick to Bombay Sapphire Martini followed (and preceded) by Stoli and sodas.
Since I am already breaking the rules, I will also exceed the allotted number of drinks.
It's Friday, I already have.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I also broke the rules. This isn't exotic, it's a Sangria recipe, learned at a great bar/cafe in Pamplona, Spain (i.e., The Iruña):
A large pitcher (e.g., 2 liters)
1.5ML bottle of red wine (Merlot or anything else less strong than a Cab)
1 Orange, sliced
1 Slice from lemon (i.e., 1 slice, not a lot)
2-3 Slices from a lime
1-2 handfuls of blueberries or blackberries or raspberries
1 Can (12 oz) of Ginger Ale
3-4 second pour of brandy (the more rotgut it is, the better). Count One-Mississippi, Two-Mississipi, Three-Mississipi...
If you steep your fruit overnight, you're done. If you are mixing and drinking it immediately, add 6-7 level tablespoons of sugar to taste.
Pour all of the above into the pitcher -- ginger ale goes in last, poured slowly to preserve the carbonation. Fill the pitcher to the top with ice. Fill large (20 oz + ) glasses with ice.
Drink.
Marvel at "how sneaky that brandy is".
The first pitcher of the summer was mixed tonight. Bring on the freakin' A's.
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