Monday, July 10, 2017

Mr. Cashman, please tell the White Sox to go to hell.

According to Jon Heyman, the wily Whitesocks - yes, the team of Jerry McNertney, Wayne Causey and the "Hawk"- are putting Jose Quintana on the block! And get this: From the Yankees, all they're asking for is Glyber Torres and Clint Frazier.

Can you believe it? That's all. Just Torres and Frazier!

Wow. What pals they are. How can we possibly say no... 

Insert sigh here.

You know what I would do if a Whitesock brasshole made such an offer? I would say, "Hold on, I've got another call," and then leave him there. Meanwhile, I'd put blocks on his phone number and email, and de-friend him, or unfriend him - whatever - on Facebook and Twitter and Instagram - whatever - and as long as I lived, I'd never talk to the guy - or for, that matter, anyone from Chicago except Jeff Tweedy, the lead singer from Wilco, a pretty good band.

You know what I would give for Jose Quintana? 

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Fuck them, and fuck Jose Quintana.

I might take Jose Quintana off their hands, but they would get nothing and pay half his salary. Then I would think about it. 

8 comments:

  1. They already took Fowler from us. They owe us Quintana.

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  2. Trump would say that's a starting point for a deal...lol

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  3. Well, maybe Headley could be an option. Or Elsberry

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  4. I would build a wall around Quintana and make Mexico pay for it.

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  5. WE'RE NOT GONNA PAY FOR QUINTANA.....
    BUH LEAVE ME, BUH LEAVE ME.

    BILLY MCKINNEY AND RASHAD CRAWFORD, MAYBE.....

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  6. No more deep dish for you, pally.

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