Tuesday, July 4, 2017

Warning: Annual drunk blog begins today

If you follow this site, you know that every year around this time, I am visited by the ghosts of summer past, who force me to drink excessively and continuously for a few days. You must understand: I have no choice. These otherworldly, all-powerful forces command me to take unto fiery spirits, or everyone in the world - I'm talking the entire planet Earth, even the kangeroos - will be instantly perish, consumed by an exploding sun. Yeah, so how do like that, self-righteous temperance people? Ka-boom. No beaches, no Netflix, no nothing. 

But look... I'm not expecting idolatry. Hell, Miss Vickie, I'm just a-doin' my part. But I request that you understand that until next Monday, I will be taking part in the ANNUAL LIVE DRUNK BLOG, a Christmas tradition celebrated in July.

My posts will be shorter, more concise, haphazard and probably improved, though spelling will be an issue. 

I hereby encourage all other IIH posters, commentators and readers to join in these festivities. (Also, I should not that, historically, the Yankees have done well during the Annual Live Drunk Blog, so the juju gods may be drinking themselves.)

A toast... TO THE ANNUAL LIVE DRUNK BLOG!

6 comments:

  1. Stephen Drew is batting .311 (in limited at bats). Even still, that's the wildest thing I've ever seen.

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  2. This team blows and Chris Carter needs to be thrown off a cliff.

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  3. Maybe four to six solid days of alcoholic stupor will help the Yanks.

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  4. "Stephen Drew is batting .311 "

    Has he ever played first? Can we trade Carter for him?

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  5. http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/19833720/new-york-yankees-dfa-1b-chris-carter-second-2-weeks

    There is a g-d. Hopefully, he is a benevolent one.

    And maybe he has some influence on his brethren juju's.

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