Monday, September 25, 2017

When Aaron Judge gets hot

Thar's many a way to judge the Yanks
To love them or to not,
But trust me, boy, thar's hell to pay
When Aaron Judge gets hot.

 It might not happen in July,
And August oft brings rot,
But son, you'll kiss ten balls goodbye
When Aaron Judge gets hot.

 We cannot know the final frame,
Uncertainty? A lot!
But bet the Yankees in the game
When Aaron Judge gets hot.


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6 comments:

  1. LeinsterySeptember 25, 2017 at 9:23 PM

    Do we now start convincing ourselves that 6 games is plenty of time to hit 62? He's only 12 off and if he hits them at the pace he has set the past two games he'll make it.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2017 at 9:37 PM

    GOTTA LOVE OUR JUDGEY.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 25, 2017 at 10:07 PM

    You sir are a true Bard. I've always enjoyed your work. (Seriously, I bought
    "O Holy Cow" when it first came out) So, humbly and in tribute I submit the following...


    There once was a man named Girardi
    Whose binders decide who will starty.
    Doesn’t matter who’s hot
    Or what number’s their spot
    If in Vaudeville, “Start Laurel. Sit Hardy.”

    John Sterling has signature calls
    When someone goes over the wall
    They’re clever and fun
    But I’m waiting for one
    That’s sponsored by a local mall.

    A. Judge and Sanchez and Bird
    Hit HRs at a pace that’s absurd
    They reach the top deck
    Till the balls just a speck
    And the carom can scarcely be heard.

    El Chapo can hit one-oh-two
    And there’s not much a batter can do
    Still it’s over the plate
    And the ball comes in straight
    So, it goes out at 122.

    So the Bombers can print playoff tix.
    Cause we’re well on the way to be fixed.
    Yet it’s Cashman we’ll blame
    If we lose the one game.
    I’m not ready to root for the Knicks.

    Doug K.

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  4. Honey BarnesSeptember 25, 2017 at 10:16 PM

    The Return of MOAB

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  5. StangSeptember 25, 2017 at 11:01 PM

    Great poem. Great limericks. Applause.

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