I'd donate all I own for a monument to the Master, my only issue is what will it look like. It needs to perfectly capture everything he was on the radio. Pretty much no modern art bullshit.
Maybe a statue of him mid "Sterling Shake" and it'll be called "John the Redeemer." And it would sit atop One World Trade Center because nothing is above the Master.
The master is invisible. He is a voice. So there should be an internet meme with the win warble that goes viral. And the warble should be adaptable so that "theeeeeeee Yankees win" can be changed in all other winning things accept names the Master would deem inappropriate. Must be digitally feasible.
Remember the Seinfeld where George had a Phil Rizzuto key chain that would play "Holy cow!"? One of you guys could make a fortune with a John Sterling version. Who among us wouldn't buy one?
Here's your chance to buy one, KD: https://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Yankees-Talking-Key-Chain-W-New-Batteries/132392332413?hash=item1ed332ac7d:g:QV4AAOSwxzdZ9fGF
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I'll sell my house, and you can have the money. All the money. THIS MUST HAPPEN!
ReplyDeleteI'd donate all I own for a monument to the Master, my only issue is what will it look like. It needs to perfectly capture everything he was on the radio. Pretty much no modern art bullshit.
ReplyDeleteMaybe a statue of him mid "Sterling Shake" and it'll be called "John the Redeemer." And it would sit atop One World Trade Center because nothing is above the Master.
JFK has the Eternal Flame at Arlington National. The Master needs a memorial with an Eternal Win Warble. The thought gives me goose bumps!
ReplyDeleteETERNAL FLAME, ETERNAL WIN WARBLE....LOL!
ReplyDeleteOoo I like that KD
ReplyDeleteLike that too KD, just like the warble at the supermarket in the cosmetics section that says "Thanks for buying Oil of Olay" when you walk next to it.
ReplyDeleteThe master is invisible. He is a voice. So there should be an internet meme with the win warble that goes viral. And the warble should be adaptable so that "theeeeeeee Yankees win" can be changed in all other winning things accept names the Master would deem inappropriate. Must be digitally feasible.
ReplyDeleteRemember the Seinfeld where George had a Phil Rizzuto key chain that would play "Holy cow!"? One of you guys could make a fortune with a John Sterling version. Who among us wouldn't buy one?
ReplyDeleteHere's your chance to buy one, KD: https://www.ebay.com/itm/New-York-Yankees-Talking-Key-Chain-W-New-Batteries/132392332413?hash=item1ed332ac7d:g:QV4AAOSwxzdZ9fGF
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