You just know that John Sterling will come up with a good home run call for the Yankees' newest acquisition. Me? I'm coming up empty. Quite empty.
Jean Harlow's got nothin'
on Giancarlo!
Mike Stanton's like white satin!
GianCAR lo's nuts ARE low!
Stanton peels a plantain!
Stanton is our prized bantam!
Giancarlo hits one to Key Largo!
Giancarlo hits 'em by the car load!
Giancarlo clears Kilimanjaro!
Shoot me now?
He hit it all the way to Scranton.
ReplyDeleteHe really swings the plantain.
Way past Columbus; all the way to Canton.
(That's all I got.)
It's a BOMBO ... from GiancarlO !!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a BOMB-O ... from Giancarl-O !!! ??
ReplyDeleteCar-lo. Me says Gia-an-car-lo. baseball hit and Stanton come home,
ReplyDeleteI’m tired of Hal’s toupee btw.
Giancarlo hits one to Monte Carlo?
ReplyDeleteAnother home run by Stanton, sponsored by Jeep!
ReplyDeleteStan-ton-Deliver!
ReplyDelete“That would have gone out in Camden Yards”
ReplyDeleteGiancarlooooooooo carloooooooo. (Like Mexican goalllllllllllll)
ReplyDeleteI'm tellin' ya!
ReplyDelete"That one's out of here! And the Sox are swept away by an unusual blast into the clear blue sky of August!"
Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteStan-ton-Deliver!
Oh, BJPB, that's good.
“And now the Yanks take an 11-3 lead!” The day after losing 0-1.
ReplyDeleteJohn called into WFAN to discuss Giancarlo! https://youtu.be/y_MosJINKDE
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo, hits one into tommorrow!
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo reigns upon the Sox such sorrow!
Giancarlo cracks one open like a pistachio!
Giancarlo hits one to Buffalo (Mexico, Idaho, Tokyo if Ohtani is pitching,, Borneo, Guantanamo)
Giancarlo made that pitcher look like guano!
A bomb by Stanton, to keep another prospect buried at Scranton!
ReplyDeleteI love Stanton Deliver. But actually it should be Stanton Delivers. It wouldn't surprise me if that's the actual call.
ReplyDeleteDoug K.
Stan-ton-Delivers is pretty damned good.
ReplyDeleteIt's an A-Bomb... by Stanton! Gioncarlo the Great conquers again!
ReplyDeleteStanty goes BOOM! Stand, Stanty, stand!
ReplyDeleteIf John stoops to calling him "The Stantino," as HoraceClarke66 convincingly predicted, I think we should close the blog.
ReplyDeleteThe Gianbino. Book it.
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